Ari's Planet

Walking around China you are bound to come across Chinglish. This special interpretation of Chinese and English is remarkable for its innovations. Here are a few examples.

From a restaurant menu, Beijing:
Welcome the foreign friend combo
The temple explodes the chicken cube (my personal favorite)
The meat mixes the bean curd
Fragrant and hot soil bean silk
The dry fries Huang's flamed fish

Beauty salon, Beijing: Gefvidof mole
Clothing store: Manages each kind of male and female trade
Chocolate bar, Pingyao: The chocolate manufacturer specialize is Apple nice chocolate
Travel agency, Xian: The traveling goes on an inspection tour The airplane ticket predeter mined

Fire safety sign, Pingyao: Office organization enterprise institution fire safety management regulation (i.e., what to do if there's a fire)

Show at terracotta warriors: Qin wind, Qin smelody, Qin culture

Just a few examples of the creativity of the Chinese.